Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie temporarily allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady ... Written by KGF Vissers

  • Duration: 22 min
  • IMDb: 7.1

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HD Nangnangnangnang

Nangnangnangnang

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IMDb: 6.5
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21 min

Walden is forced to deal with two freeloading Harpers when Charlie's daughter that nobody knew he had arrives at the beach house.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

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IMDb: 6.3
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20 min

Alan can't believe his luck, for once to Walden's romantic envy, when his ex Lyndsey, who left Alan for another, insists on 'meaningless' sex. Golddigger Evelyn has a ball with in-living filthy-rich near-terminal fellow libertarian Marty Pepper, but also has to take in late Charlie's daughter Jenny Harper. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD This Unblessed Biscuit

This Unblessed Biscuit

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IMDb: 6.3
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21 min

New PA Alan exasperates Walden with endless futile detail questions he's supposed to handle. Yet Berta takes the cake as nightmare employee when she invades Walden's bed and steals his weed after hurting her back. She resigns 'indignant' when asked about possible retirement, however absurdly generous. So the housemates interview and test housemaids, only to find the one good cook crazier then the other. Alan tricks Walden and Berta to meet. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

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IMDb: 6.6
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22 min

Walden decides to join Jenny and her friends during their wild escapades. But when he wakes with her in bed, they wonder what happened and if anything happened. And when Alan is out with Lyndsey, they run into a woman they know and when she assumes they're together, they deny it. So Lyndsey tells Alan to ask her out so that she won't think they're together. Which he does but she's throwing herself at him and he tries not to reciprocate. Written by [email protected]

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

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IMDb: 6.6
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20 min

Walden can't bear to watch Jenny waste her future by partying all day instead of pursuing her acting dream, so he arranges a course with a Hollywoodian, but she deserts bored after a single lesson and still profits from lesbian luck. Alan can't resist spying on Lindsey's 'other boyfriend' Larry, whose discarded cloths he already wears, then meets him cycle-spinning in the gym, finds him incredibly nice and generous. Alan befriends him under the alias Jeff and stands Lindsey up for Larry's VIP sky box invitation, only to find her attending too, but she plays along. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

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IMDb: 6.5
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19 min

Walden dutifully agrees to attend one of his mother's monkey benefit dinners and even shouts eagerly begging Alan a $1000 plate on an unlikely quest to score a celebrity. Against expectations, Alan gets to meet his Wonder Woman heroin Lynda Carter and insists to be introduced to her. Walden agrees but starts doubting, as he feels his house-mate unworthy of almost anyone. Linda accepts, but only to kiss unprepared Walden. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

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IMDb: 6.9
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22 min

Walden and Alan approach a couple of girls and ask them out. And the one Alan hooks up with is easy to please. And when they are about to go out Lyndsey shows up, Alan is worried how she will react. But she says she's OK with it because they are not in a relationship. And just when things between Alan and the girl were heating up, Lyndsey calls up and she's drunk and saying she's not OK with it. So Alan goes to Walden who's about to get it on with his girl to ask what should he do. Written by [email protected]

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HD Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

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IMDb: 6.6
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21 min

Alan is still seeing Lyndsey's boyfriend, Larry who doesn't know that he and Lyndsey are seeing each other behind his back. But Larry tells Alan that he fears that Lyndsey is cheating on him so he hired a private investigator to follow her and the trail led to the beach house. Larry shows Alan a photo of the man she's seeing but it's Walden. Larry plans to go there and confront her. Alan then tells Walden who tells him to fix it but Alan doesn't want to jeopardize his relationship with Lyndsey; and with Larry. While Walden is out, Rose approaches him and tells him he's in danger. He doesn't believe her at first but when he sees a laser sighting on him he goes with her who takes him to a motel to hide. Alan tells Lyndsey about Larry's suspicions. She tells Alan to keep Larry occupied till she can find a way to fix things. Written by [email protected]

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HD Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

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IMDb: 6.5
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22 min

When the boys go date-hunting in a bar, Alan's blunt attitude and Walden's sincere charm soon hook them up with two equally ill-matched friends. Walden senses trouble with airhead model Nadine, who keeps incurring ER-requiring injuries in his home and making moves on him, but his Samaritan kindness is cruelly rewarded. Alan seems lucky with Paula, but has reason for doubts when told after a night in his bed it's actually a transsexual ex-Paul, who actually still enjoys doing gentlemanly favors. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

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IMDb: 6.8
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22 min

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand and Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex-wife hits on him. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the holidays, Alan receives a Japanese delicacy from Jake for Christmas, and Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics. Written by Anonymous

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HD Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

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IMDb: 7.0
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21 min

Walden finds a fired ex-employee, who hired him to write code for a new Internet project, to proud to accept his free improvements. Alan makes an even worse mess then else of himself after being bitten by a tick and trying to fix his swollen genitals himself, so Jenny and her girl must help him. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

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IMDb: 6.7
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22 min

Alan runs into Lyndsey and her boyfriend. He asks Alan to go on a double date with them and a girl he knows. Alan accepts. The girl they set him up with is hot. She then takes them to a party which is for swingers. Lyndsey's boyfriend gives Alan the opportunity to be with Lyndsey but she's upset with him for going on the date. Walden wants to hook up with Nicole but she wants to finish her project. So he offers to help but all they can think about is being with each other. Written by [email protected]

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HD Bite Me, Supreme Court

Bite Me, Supreme Court

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IMDb: 6.5
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22 min

After multimillionaire Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (comedy legends Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence and Garry Marshall) who help him celebrate his last days of bachelorhood. Written by Anonymous

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HD Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

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IMDb: 6.7
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22 min

Walden can't accept his manhood being out-staged by Jenne, her lesbian date and even Berta, more knowledgeable about cars and handier, so he resolves to prove himself a bigger then life macho handyman, alas with painless end results. As Jeff, Alan learns that Lyndsey dumped Larry but didn't tell him. Seeking solace in a strip club, Larry inspires 'Jeff' to go all the way for his love, but by the time Alan is ready to propose, she already gets and accepts Larry's ring, so Jeff must resume his supportive pretense. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

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IMDb: 6.5
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30 min

Alan turns to Judith for comfort after Lyndsey accepts Larry's marriage proposal, and Jenny is worried that Brooke is blowing her off.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

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IMDb: 6.9
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21 min

Walden planned a steady relationship with Nicole, but to his shock she prefers selling out their mind-probing computer device by accepting a Google job, hence moves to San Francisco. Their sidekick Barry soon decides against following her and invites himself to move in with Walden. Alan's alter-ego Jeff Strongman not only accepts to be Larry's best man against bride Lydnsey's wishes but also falls in love with groom's sister Gretchen, who is scarily like the petty scrooge. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Welcome Home, Jake

Welcome Home, Jake

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IMDb: 6.9
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20 min

Realizing that Barry fits too nicely among his parasitic-lazy house-mates, Walden finds the courage to give him marching orders, albeit generously helping to find him a cozy apartment at Walden's expense. Alan feared his relationship being found out would wreck his Jeff Streogan alter ego happiness, but Lyndsey gets jealous enough to resume sex with Alan and Larry is delighted to find his sister engaging in kinky sex with briefs-only best man 'Jeff', whom he even promotes best friend. To Walden's horror, Barry shamelessly abuses his standing invitation hardly to leave the beach-house, so the owner seeks privacy in the apartment. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD West Side Story

West Side Story

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IMDb: 6.9
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20 min

Delighted that his ex-lover Kate is back and agrees to a date, Walden dreams of a steady relationship, but as his house-mates warned, she still puts her own career first. Although warned by Walden that his lies can't stay hidden, Alan's alter-ego Jeff Strongman takes Gretchen to 'his' apartment, actually Barry's, where things get complicated by the arrival of jealous-horny Lyndsey and ultimately Larry. The couple's doggy bag-squid past expiration date causes repeated vomiting in Walden's home. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Lan mao shi zai wuding shang

Lan mao shi zai wuding shang

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IMDb: 7.6
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21 min

After a single quality day with Kate, Walden feels ready to propose again, but as his house-mates warned, all it takes for the hopeless romantic to switch course completely is Vivian, an adventurous stranger who comes ask for some water. Alas Walden's unintended fickleness ends up making his crotch feel abused like a carnival bullseye. Alan's happy time with Gretchen in Barry's apartment as Jeff Strongman cruelly collapse when she finds his wallet, yet she soon realizes it's no worse then what she did and proposes a new start as themselves. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

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IMDb: 7.5
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22 min

Alan decide to start a new business venture at the house. Walden reeling from his recent break up goes to a therapist. The therapist says he falls in love very easily, the therapist advises him to try having casual sex to help him get over his break up. When one of Alan's clients shows up and he's not there. Walden entertains her and he sleeps with her. And thinking that's what Alan's business is and pays Alan. Alan upon seeing how much money he makes let's women think that's what's going on but doesn't tell Walden. Written by [email protected]

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HD Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

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IMDb: 6.4
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21 min

Walden, Jenny and Barry travel to Colorado in Walden's private jet to reconnect with his 1st car. While there they take advantage of Colorado's legalization; Gretchen pushes Alan to reveal his identity to Larry. Alan gets down on 1 knee and proposes to Gretchen. Written by Thomas J. McCann Jr. AKA TMac

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HD Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

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IMDb: 7.0
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22 min

Alan proposes to Gretchen and she accepts but he also reveals to Larry who he is and his connection to Lyndsey. Upon learning of this Larry dumps Lyndsey. Alan and Gretchen plan their wedding and decide to use the one Larry was going to use for him and Lyndsey. Lyndsey snaps and pursues Alan. On the day of the wedding Walden inadvertently reveals to Larry something Alan didn't tell him which makes them try to rush the wedding. And some unexpected visitors arrive that may alter the outcome. Written by [email protected]

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