Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie temporarily allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady ... Written by KGF Vissers

  • Duration: 22 min
  • IMDb: 7.1

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HD I Changed My Mind About the Milk

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

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IMDb: 6.2
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22 min

Video correspondence alleviates Alan's worries about Jake as bumbling soldier, the Army ways seem to work even on ultimate knaves. His own situation however seems to become critical, as Walden has decided to propose to Zoe, and mother Harper openly refuses to consider taking the a-unshakable parasite in. Despite literal and figurative fireworks, Walden's bended knee-offered ring is refused. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD A Big Bag of Dog

A Big Bag of Dog

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IMDb: 6.4
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21 min

As if Zoey's proposal decline and Stanhope's childish taunting weren't bad enough for heart-broken Walden, her daughter Ava begs for him to attend her birthday party. Alan fears Walden may take his frustration out on him gets meanly locked out briefs-only by Bertha. A big dog plays a surprisingly big part. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

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IMDb: 6.2
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22 min

Alan is delighted to hear that Lindsey shares his fantasy, a threesome. Alas, she means two men, and chooses Walden, making that the condition for partaking in his dream, for which she gets him to choose a girl from a bar. To Alan's surprise, Walden accepts, hoping it will help him get over Zoe, but each time he's reminded of her proves unbearable, espied Lindsey's virtually exclusive attention in bed. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

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IMDb: 6.7
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21 min

Walden hosts his old mate Jerry's daughter Missi, who turns out a shameless vamp and unstoppable chatterbox. Alan was looking forward to Army base cook Jake's weekend leave, but the knave only has eyes for Missi, who surprisingly returns his attention, only to decline a long-term relationship. To Walden's surprise, she asks him to date... her mother. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

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IMDb: 6.7
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20 min

In order to get over Zoe, Alan encourages Walden to start dating again. Lyndsey offers to match him with her many 'suitable' friends, but they all turn out hopeless on various accounts. Then Walden bumps into Charlie's nemesis Rose, likes her and refuses to take any notice of Alan's warnings. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Ferrets, Attack!

Ferrets, Attack!

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IMDb: 6.2
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21 min

After blissful weeks with Rose, Walden invites her to move in. Just then Zoe returns, saying she dumped her lover in England and hopes to get Walden back. Alan triumphs sadly when his hitherto discarded warnings about crazy Rose come true, alas also biting him too, even literally. Private Jake has been promoted, despite incessant bumbling. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

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IMDb: 6.5
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22 min

In the library, Walden bumps into fresh, convincing would be actress Whitney and hires her to pretend being his girlfriend without any sex, only to come to like her too much not to want to know and regret the truth. Jake and Missi each invited themselves to the beach-house 'coicidentally' and spend another hot weekend. To Alan's horror, the MP drops by looking for the AWOL private, who risks jail unless he returns to base that very day but doesn't seems to understand the risk, so 'whisperer' Missi must get trough. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Something My Gynecologist Said

Something My Gynecologist Said

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IMDb: 6.7
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22 min

After dating now for several years, Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment of some sort. If he can't or won't give her that commitment, she may consider exiting the relationship. Although Alan does love her, he has trouble providing that commitment. A chance meeting with Sid, an elderly man at a bar, may give Alan some perspective on the situation. Meanwhile, Walden borrows Alan's car to bring his bicycle in for repairs. When the car breaks down at the side of the highway, Walden is picked up by Shari, a beautiful and wealthy woman driving a Bentley. They immediately enter into a sexual relationship on the premise that Walden is her boy toy, since he can't convince her that he too is wealthy. Walden considers what to do about their relationship after he learns that he is not the only boy toy in her life. Written by Huggo

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD I Scream When I Pee

I Scream When I Pee

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IMDb: 7.1
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20 min

Ever-generous Walden decides the traditional fat check isn't enough to celebrate lonely Berta's birthday, so he brings her space-cake and stays to help enjoy the effect. Alan has won Lyndsey back, but faces a colossal jealousy risk when his second ex, Kandi, now a hot TV star, wants to meet and more. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD One Nut Johnson

One Nut Johnson

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IMDb: 7.3
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22 min

Walden proves to Alan how systematically women, as soon as they Google his Fortune rank, switch into gold-digger mode. Alan's frank jealousy inspires Walden to 'switch images'. Trough a fake Facebook page, Walden meets helpful single Kate, who actually dates the 'pauper' him just for his killer charm, but makes clear in bed she's big on honesty. Alan meanwhile enjoys posing as billionaire and wriggles to get hold till further notice of some expensive attributes, yet still is only a minor babe-magnet, lacking class. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

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IMDb: 7.0
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22 min

To maintain his poor man's cover, Walden can only help his destitute would be-actress lover Kate, whose sowing machine breaks down, by taking an 'honest' job as Christmas tree salesman, which he proves good at and enjoys although it's exhausting. Jake cancels, leaving Alan all alone for Christmas, unconsoled by the perks of Walden's fortune, so he craves a hug from Berta. Billy is eager to sell their 'lectric suitcase' to Zuckerberg for half a billion, but Walden stoically holds out for 1.2 while toiling cheerfully to earn peanuts. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Welcome to Alancrest

Welcome to Alancrest

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IMDb: 6.4
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22 min

Kate despairs about her fashion design ambitions, so Walden decides to invest $100,000. Alan, who spends Walden's money like water in 'Alancrest', the beach house, still makes it convincingly hard on Kate. The whole stress meanwhile caused a problem Walden never experienced before: erectile dysfunction, so Alan takes him to his 'liberal' pharmacist Russel. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

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IMDb: 5.9
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22 min

Finding Walden a heart-broken wreck, Alan urges him to get fit again. The they fly to New York and try to get him back in Kate's life as himself, no longer pauper Sam. Alan can barely resist trying to cheat on Lindsey with the fashion models. Kate is shocked to find their identities were crossed and dumps Walden, but reconsiders while he gloomily wallows in despair, albeit in the style of the musicals Alan keeps pushing they should go see on Broadway. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Run, Steven Staven! Run!

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IMDb: 6.7
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22 min

Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

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IMDb: 7.1
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21 min

Alan panics when he learns that Jake's latest 'true love', Tammy, is a mother of three and much older. She visits, flaunting on herself the marks of her business, a tattoo parlor, which worries Alan even more, while Walden rather asks what she sees in mental baby Jake. Yer her explanations and declared intentions make some sense, especially to Jake, who acts utterly leashed. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

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IMDb: 6.6
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20 min

Walden is delighted when Kate flies to LA and asks an appointment on Valentine's Day. Alas, she only wants friendship, still prefers 'Sam' and now has just a busy calendar as Walden, so no next date can be booked. For once, Alan decides to 'spoil' Lyndsey on Valentine's Day by booking a hotel suite he can't really afford. But pubic grooming on himself goes so bad she has to drive him to hospital instead. Rose is unsuspecting Kate's new business partner, who lures her to China. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

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IMDb: 6.6
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22 min

Walden considers it's time to go looking for a partner. Although Alan claims he's attractive enough, he pays for an expensive dating agency's exclusive millionaires mixer. Alas most women participants prove impossible, so he ends up in bed with his first ex, Bridget. As Alan feared, she soon becomes more domineering then ever, starves Walden sexually 'for Tantric rewards' and insists on giving Alan and Berta marching orders. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD The 9:04 from Pemberton

The 9:04 from Pemberton

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IMDb: 6.7
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22 min

Walden scolds Alan for wrecking his perfect toaster and pretending the cheap junk he bought as replacement is better, while it breaks down the first d-time. Mutual bluffing sees Alan move out, but Lundsey won't take him in. Lonely Herb, his ex's ex, does, but fun at the miniature trains soon turns into anxiety about his host's mildly sick mind. Lonely, Walden decides, after talking to Jake, to make the first move, even fears it might be too late. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

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IMDb: 7.0
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22 min

Walden takes pity on lonely Herb after he took in Alan, enough to let him turn the beach-house into a party home. After a while, Walden tires of serial hangovers and puts an end to it. Herb resumes his orgies in a hotel-room, until Walden brings out the big gun. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

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IMDb: 7.1
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21 min

Alan is just worried when Jake presents his new lover Ashley, hence given up a more promising adult relationship. Walden's puzzled amusement, shared by Berta, grows with some admiration and commiseration as the clueless knave specifies it's none other then her predecessor and mother, Tammy, who objects out of maternal concern, which Walden manages to sooth. Then arrives her previous adult lover, super-slick TV ad car salesman Jerry, a businessman to Walden's taste, who wants Ashley back and just won't give up. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Another Night with Neil Diamond

Another Night with Neil Diamond

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IMDb: 6.5
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20 min

Just now Alan believed to get his life in order, Lyndsey dumps him for a hot catch. Commiserating and mainly concerned he'll be stuck with Alan constantly, Walden tries to help and keep an eye on him. Herb also has his reasons to spy on the new couple. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD My Bodacious Vidalia

My Bodacious Vidalia

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IMDb: 6.6
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21 min

Desperate to get Alan out of his hair, Walden breaks his heart-broken gloom by spicing the suggestion of a make-over with the magic gesture: his limitless credit card. The result may still be tacky, it attracts an airhead gold-digger whose ancient, super-rich husband Victor is rarely even conscious. The smell of money soon helps Alan overcome any embarrassment about adultery around the sick husband. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

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IMDb: 6.6
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22 min

Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a final road trip together before Jake leaves for Japan.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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