Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie temporarily allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady ... Written by KGF Vissers

  • Duration: 22 min
  • IMDb: 7.1

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HD Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

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IMDb: 5.8
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30 min

Despite Alan's best efforts, Charlie's funeral is as unworthy as his 'accidental' demise in Paris after being caught cheating on Rose. Ma is only interested in a commission on selling the beach-house and won't take in Alan for long. Luckily Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, as handsome and irresistible as Charlie, stumbles in after a 'failed' suicide attempt over a divorce. He buys the place generously offers to put up Alan and Jake 'a month, tops' in exchange for some help. Berta can't believe her luck her new boss is even richer than Charlie, as undemanding, more handsome and repeatedly naked. Alan discovers the downside: Walden also gets the girls even without trying. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD People Who Love Peepholes

People Who Love Peepholes

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IMDb: 5.1
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30 min

Walden has bought the beach-house and re-hired Berta. However he feels lonely and trusts Alan enough to ask help and advice how to try win back his wife Bridget. Alan already feels very unwelcome at ma's and eagerly extracts as counter-favor the chance to move back in with Jake. Alan therefore braves Walden's semi-suicidal driving and, against his better judgment, joins 'breaking in' at the Schmidt mansion, only to hear Bridget meanly claim she gave Walden 15 years of chances to grow up. The new buddies seek consolation in alcohol and wake up naked together after nightly skinny-dipping. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

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IMDb: 5.2
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30 min

Alan finally gets a standing invitation to love with Walden as reward for advice on how to handle a dinner with Bridget. Judith drops off Jake without even phoning in advance. Walden however has no problem with a knavish extra guest, who seizes Alan's guest-room bed. Jake looks up to the handsome billionaire, but misunderstands Walden having skipped high-school, where he was bored, to MIT for leaving school. To Alan's horror, Jake assumes his bad results also stem from excessive IQ. Bridget's belittling attitude at dinner makes painfully clear Walden's marriage is beyond salvation. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Nine Magic Fingers

Nine Magic Fingers

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IMDb: 5.6
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30 min

Walden realizes after the disastrous dinner his chances of patching up with Bridget are negligible. Alan abuses his hospitality to bring over his best ex Lyndsey, even Bertha her equally unattractive 'beau' Elmer. Alan convinces Walden to start looking for girls in bars. To his horror, but Jake's frustrated delight, Charlie's leach-like gold-digger lover Lyndsey hooks Walden. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

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IMDb: 5.7
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30 min

Alan tries to cure Walden's divorce grief with alcohol and cable porn. Thus they discover that Lyndsey has starred in such a revealing production. Alan first mounts his high horse, then overdoes 'letting her off' by admitting his own moral deviations, hence ends up dumped. Walden meanwhile seeks simpler comfort in baking sweet stuff, but Berta spikes a cake. To cheer up Alan, he throws a libertine party, unknowing Lyndsey is coming to give Alan another chance. Walden prevents her finding Alan 'anughty', yet he repeats his excessive honesty. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD The Squat and the Hover

The Squat and the Hover

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IMDb: 5.5
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30 min

Walden feels it's time for a new start and a move to New York when served divorce papers. Alan can't afford to loose his free ride again, so he convinces Walden to try Charlie's therapist, Dr. Linda Freeman. She smells her own meal ticket, thrice a week, but saves Alan's bacon. Both house-mates' spirits are lifted when they bump in a bar into Bridget Schmidt's lookalike Danny and her lesbian partner, in for some bi fun. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

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IMDb: 5.7
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30 min

Having given up on his marriage, Walden decides to redecorate and hires greedy Evelyn, who, like Alan warned, ends up in bed with the hunk. Alan gets obsessed with Charlie's journal, revealing but also feeding his somewhat correct suspicion there must be a hidden fortune. Jake concentrates on foxy 'tutor' Megan, who alas only has eyes for Walden. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Thank You for the Intercourse

Thank You for the Intercourse

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IMDb: 6.5
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30 min

As part of his divorce closure and start of a new single dating life, Walden redecorates the beach house. When Charlie's piano is taken away, already jealous Alan also turns melancholic and ends up incarnating his dearly missed brother, getting drunk and picking up girls as Charlie, down to his name and Bermudas. Jake feels insecure, squashed between two fellow losers turning into Charlies. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Frodo's Headshots

Frodo's Headshots

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IMDb: 6.4
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30 min

Just released after long mental therapy in a strict 'stress clinic', Alan's life quickly turns nightmarish again. On the ride home, he learns Jake sired Megan's baby. Walden took his place as Lindsy's lover and packed his bags, mother pretends not to be home and his car wreck can't even serve fr suicide, so he must spend the night in the storage Walden arranged for his last possessions. Then the cards are reshuffled again. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

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IMDb: 6.1
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30 min

Walden asks a girl out. When they go out, he can't help but talk about his failed marriage, making his date wonder if he's ready to move on. Alan is in the red, financially. Walden gives his ring to Alan, because he wants to move on. Alan considers selling it. But reconsiders. Written by [email protected]

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD What a Lovely Landing Strip

What a Lovely Landing Strip

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IMDb: 6.4
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21 min

Despite her vain protestation, a frivolous dinner flight by private jet to Guadalajara wins Zoey completely for Walden, who feels ready commit to her and sign his divorce. Just then Bridget turns up, claiming she wants to give their 15 years old relationship a last change. Alan now gives advice based on his determination to keep his residence. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD One False Move, Zimbabwe!

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

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IMDb: 5.8
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22 min

Walden and Zoey are now so comfortable in and out of bed that he gets her to agree to inviting their surviving parents. Her RAF-retired father Edward and mother Sharon remain calmly tolerant despite everything. Jake stays with his buddy Eldridge and grandma avoided inviting Alan, so Walden takes pity on him once more. Walden's mother, zoological researcher Robin, is startled when their conversation reveals a secret from Walden's early childhood, being raised with a 'brother' who actually was a gorilla. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

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IMDb: 6.7
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21 min

Walden wants to steer his company into new investments, but is blocked within the board by his vindictive ex Bridget and his own mother Robin, whom she bribed with doubled primate research funds. Walden's British lover Zoey however finds a way out in the company bylaws: he founder can name an additional board member and cast the deciding vote. Looking for a spineless pawn, Walden chooses Alan, who is delighted with the $50,000 annual fee and board room treats. Bridget and Robin try to bribe Alan with a Porsche and intimate attention. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD A Possum on Chemo

A Possum on Chemo

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IMDb: 6.5
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21 min

Walden is surprised that after happy months with Zoe, she suddenly wants him to shave and have a haircut to accompany her to a law firm office party. Warned by Alan this kind of concessions leads to ever more, Walden retracts his promise, but finds they both are prepared to give in. To get Alan off their back, Eldridge and Jake pretend Lyndsey's hot new boyfriend Dylan is gay, so Alan rushes over to win her back only to hear them engaged most heterosexually, yet his luck changes. Against his own advice to Walden, he even admits he's willing to concede endlessly. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

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IMDb: 6.6
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22 min

Walden feels Zoey doesn't truly enjoy sex with him and lets Alan convince him that's a bad sign. After a painful episodes in both senses to prevent her daughter Avan, whom she was reluctant even to present, finding them in bed, Walden hesitantly tries Berta's space brownies, which get him high, Zoey almost paranoid. Jake and Eldrigde also had a batch, so they keep looking for Zoey for a $100 reward long after she sobers up. After Ava's English father Nigel drops her unexpectedly, Walden wins her over in a single zoo visit. That also proves the key to overcome Zoey's sexual insecurity. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

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IMDb: 6.8
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20 min

Walden and Alan can't prevent their girlfriends starting a bitching war after commoner Lyndsey's vicious reaction to a snob remark from socialite Oxford graduate Zoey. A mudslide during a rainstorm locks them in the beach-house on Valentine's Day. Walden does well to appease Zoey in bed, but Alan's verbal bungling enrages Lundsey further, leading to a fake orgasm shouting contest. The boys flee on an errant despite the torrent just to avoid the war-zone. Ironically while they nearly drown, the girls sanctimoniously make up. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Not in My Mouth!

Not in My Mouth!

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IMDb: 5.7
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20 min

Zoe's repeated inability to replay to Walden's sweet 'I love you' either when they fear his private jet might crash or just using a hurry as an excuse convinces him, against Alan's soothing advice, that she doesn't, so he dates Jennifer, the first fox he meets in an elevator. Lyndsey's drinking gets excessive, and even her vomiting a cause of incessant disgust for everyone in the beach-house. Walden finds out the root of Zoe's attitude. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD The War Against Gingivitis

The War Against Gingivitis

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IMDb: 5.8
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22 min

Alan is appalled when Walden shows him the utterly abusive YouTube posts his former business partner Billy Stanhope keeps posting. Still, a relatively small bribe suffices for Alan to let him in. Walden's fury over such disloyalty is soon overtaken by Billy's Internet project, that could make them another fortune. Even Jake shrugs his head superiorly at the sight of the cocky rivals' petty dueling over everything. Meanwhile superfluous Alan naively offers a friendly service to Berta, who doesn't hesitate to charge him with a perilous debt payment delivery. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Palmdale, Ech

Palmdale, Ech

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IMDb: 6.4
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22 min

Walden takes pity on dating-clueless Jake and Eldrigde, even volunteering to drive the knaves to their high school party rather than lending them his luxury car, only to find the boneheads hopelessly ill-prepared. So the trio gets lost, but Walden offers an alternative. Meeting Lydnsey's parasitic, sanctimoniously implied-critical mother and decides to present her to his, unsuspecting they quickly forge an eerie cahoots bond. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Grandma's Pie

Grandma's Pie

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IMDb: 6.2
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22 min

Walden enjoys Zoe's return all night, but as soon as she hears about his multi-billion partnership with both his exes, she turns jealous. Walden can only sooth her by asking her to move in with daughter Ava, but that may mean the harper boys could have to leave, maybe to Lyndsey's home. Alan and she dread attending their mothers' housewarming dinner, but luckily their knaves remain clueless about the intimate nature of their grannies' house-mating. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

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IMDb: 6.3
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30 min

As trial run for becoming a household, Walden invites Zoey to stay a weekend with daughter Ava, who adores her potential stepfather, but as Berta predicted, the spoiled-rotten kid exhausts him relentlessly to utter despair, while Zoey enjoys 'sweet freedom'. Alan already dreaded having to move out so-long, but couldn't guess the constant, positively dangerous misery he encounters at Lyndsey's home. Written by KGF Vissers

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Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Why We Gave Up Women

Why We Gave Up Women

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IMDb: 6.5
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22 min

Although Ava's exhausting stay-over convinced Walden he would be better off living with Alan, he dares not tell Zoey he changed his mind and lets them move in. Alan promises to move out but has a conspicuously conveniently timed cardiac crisis. Hospitalised as Walden male partner, Alan gets a visit from Charlie, incarnated in a crone as hell sentence, who convinces kid brother it's time to man up and stop depending on others. By the time he realizes that was a cruel prank, he's living in a rat-hole room, but resorts to his earlier trick again. Written by KGF Vissers

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HD The Straw in My Donut Hole

The Straw in My Donut Hole

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IMDb: 5.8
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22 min

Alan decides to take advantage of the guilt felt by his family and Walden after his heart attack, but Zoe knows that he's just milking it and sets out to prove it.

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HD Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

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IMDb: 6.5
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22 min

Jake and Eldridge finally graduate, but have skills nor ambition. Against Walden's warning how useless and dangerous the knaves are when Alan comes beg for jobs, business partner Billy Stanhope insists on hiring them just to mind the servers farm. Alas, their porn addiction ends up bringing in a major virus. Just fired, they become an easy prey for the military recruiting sergeant, so he becomes Alan next opponent. Written by KGF Vissers

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