Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie temporarily allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady ... Written by KGF Vissers

  • Duration: 22 min
  • IMDb: 7.1

Seasons

HD Back Off Mary Poppins

Back Off Mary Poppins

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IMDb: 8.2
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21 min

Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD A Bag Full of Jawea

A Bag Full of Jawea

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IMDb: 8.2
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20 min

After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together. Written by AK

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Go Get Mommy's Bra

Go Get Mommy's Bra

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Bad News from the Clinic

Bad News from the Clinic

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework. Written by Lynne Boris Johnston

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now infuriated brother.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

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IMDb: 7.7
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22 min

Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Yes, Monsignor

Yes, Monsignor

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give him another shot. Back home, Jake tries to diagnose his learning problems.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD The Salmon Under My Sweater

The Salmon Under My Sweater

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IMDb: 8.2
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21 min

Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD A Lung Full of Alan

A Lung Full of Alan

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów

Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów

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IMDb: 8.4
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21 min

Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Smell the Umbrella Stand

Smell the Umbrella Stand

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

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IMDb: 8.4
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22 min

Alan pays his ex Judith such generous alimony, which he can barely afford, that she can go on holiday to Hawaii for a week and dump their son Jake on him, barely announced. As usual the Harper brothers grin and bear their cross Jake as good as they can, which isn't quit good enough, for one thing because the boy is not too helpful and hopelessly forgetful, reason enough for maid Berta to award herself a permanent raise. The brothers aren't much better: they manage to forget picking up Jake at school, once each, Alan because his workload kills him, then Charlie because he has to bring Jake to school while Alan desperately tries to convince the IRS he pays Judith about every cent he earns; of course everything goes wrong too... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Jake's total lack of bathroom hygiene is dealt with Berta's blunt way: the toilet seat is confiscated till he painstakingly redeems himself by slaving away at her job, cleaning by hand all day. Charlie cries out for help in agony as his back gave way during another duo-roll in bed, but at the last moment shies away from his long-ridiculed brother's professional chiropractor's help and insists Alan brings him to his Jewish conventional doctor in Beverly Hills, hard to find when you only remember his receptionist's first name, and he turns out dead, but Charlie is happy to find Dr. Schwartz's successor is a young female, attractive enough to forget his pain even before she injects Demerol in his butt, who alas is only happy to see him drop trou for an unprofessional reason from the past... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD It Was Mame, Mom

It Was Mame, Mom

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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

When Charlie takes his brother's request to throw him a piece of toast literally, it is caught straight in Alan's eye, so Charlie should now drive him to work and Jake to school. At Starbucks Charlie bumps into Sherry and surprises Alan by not even remembering why he ever dumped such a foxy female, and just gets encouraged to give it a go himself. Alan literally has trouble uttering the first word, yet she shows interest and gives him a date, to Charlie's utter surprise. Without any jealousy, cool brother coaches the stick(ler) how to be smart (get her drunk, not yourself), distant, suave etc., but one second in her presence suffices to revert Alan to a clumsy, lovesick puppy; she explains to be tired of womanizers like Charlie, rather wants a real relationship. Reassuring explanations to Jake are wasted effort: his father's love-life loses out on interest against the potential of toast as a projectile, given Alan's black eye. More cool tips from Charlie, next date reaches her bedroom... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

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IMDb: 8.0
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21 min

The brothers are surprised their hated ma Evelyn has any feelings, but are dragged along to the funeral of Harry, one of her exes she made them call 'dad'. Harpers will be Harpers, though: mother sees in every death an opportunity for real estate business, Charlie sees good-looking women as trophies to drag to his bed. Evelyn delivers the eulogy, which insults everybody, most of all by calling Harry's young widow a slut. Jake loses a computer toy in the casket, which daddy Alan has to retrieve. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

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IMDb: 8.8
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21 min

After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents's house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at her place, Alan and Charlie worry about how Jake will be affected by his overnight visit. Written by Jesse Sanchez

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Does This Smell Funny to You

Does This Smell Funny to You

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IMDb: 8.5
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21 min

Jake amuses the class, but embarrasses his teacher, with an oral report about his weekend. When mother Judith dropped him off, she sneered at the brothers they have a role model function in the weekend, which doesn't fit with teaching Jake to play for Caesars's Palace chips, that may even have serious legal consequences for Alan- who gets a cane punched in the stomach when admitting his name is Harper to Norman, the old husband of Charlie's latest foxy catch, Nathalie, who didn't mention being married. Jake notices very little and understood nothing, absorbed by the search for his lost Gameboy. After Norman punched Charlie on every foot and gave him a gloomy lecture, being a former 'player' himself, he bumps into mother Evelyn, who sends the family and Bertha to the movies and does it with the old coot on Charlie's well-tried couch. Jake's report experience makes nice breakfast conversation at home, but Alan really is't comfortable to hear the boy's notes are at Judith's... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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