Peggy becomes friends with a local drag queen. But Peggy doesn't know that her friend's really a man, and her friend doesn't realize that Peggy's a real woman.

The Hills create a snake scare when a large python is released into the sewer system, and a couple of greedy city contractors try to take advantage of the situation.

Bill discovers that he and his cousin are the end of the Dautrieve family line, so he tries to find a way to preserve his family legacy.

Luanne goes to prom with a fifteen-year-old boy because she missed her own prom, and she wants to make Lucky pay attention to her.

Hank's cousin, ZZ Top's Dusty Hill, comes to Arlen and makes Hank the butt of all his jokes for his new reality television program.

Peggy becomes a Realtor. Hank gets a new set of golf clubs with a disturbing past.

Bill becomes involved with the female pastor at his church, much to the horror of Hank and his fellow parishioners.

Hank becomes obsessed with a video game based on his own life. Bobby attempts to improve his physical condition.

Peggy gets fooled into selling kitchen supplies. The real Rusty Shackleford confronts Dale.

Dale believes that he has traveled back in time. Stress over a past relationship causes Nancy to suffer hair loss.

Bill unwisely allows some crazed muscle-bound male bodybuilders to use the neighborhood's exercise equipment if in exchange they help him get in shape.

In order to pay for the big expensive wedding of her dreams, Luanne's husband-to-be Lucky sues Dale in hopes of getting a big cash settlement, like what he's received in past lawsuits, when he accidentally injures himself shortly after going to work for Dale's extermination service Dale's Dead Bug. Written by skin-and-bones